Multifandom Mess

[Multifandom Mess]

[kaijuno]

[halfricanloveyou]

that looks like a condom and the fact that everyone in the notes is saying “the orb” proves that no one on this website fucks

[meatmobile]

the fuck kinda bouncy-ball ass condoms are you using

[belladonnafey]

the fact that someone thinks that looks like a condom is proof that no one on this website fucks

[belladonnafey]

ok y’all it’s LITERALLY taken from the “wizard pondering his orb” image

it’s an orb. 

[belladonnafey]

ok not to beat a dead horse but i found the ORIGINAL image and it’s cover art from a lotr themed ttrpg.

so

[0kkvlt]

No it isn't that's from 1993 you fucking poseur, it's from A SPY IN ISENGARD published in 1988 I'm SICK and TIRED of you people getting it WRONG

[witchsfists]

5 reblog additions later and this post is still best summarized by "no one on this website fucks"

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Currently waiting to go in to watch Barbie and EVERYONE is dressed in pink!! This is the busiest I’ve seen the cinema in YEARS and I love it 💖

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[heavybend]

my brother started calling our cat "doobie brother" which he then lengthened to "dubious brother" and has since morphed into "brother dubious" like he's some sort of fucked up little monk

[heavybend]

brother dubious

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[batshit-auspol]

In the mid-2000s there was a brief fad in Australian government messaging where they went out of their way to insult the public as much as possible.

This fad eventually died out after the tourism board attempted the same style of messaging in the UK, causing a minor scandal which led to the head of Tourism Australia, Scott Morrison, getting the sack.

[penguinsdemise]

I used to pass "Drink and drive, die in a ditch" fairly regularly. It is hands down my favourite street sign.

[penguinsquack]

DRINK DRIVE, DIE IN A DITCH is still up in multiple places in the ACT. Every time I see it, I think, "That's not just a warning, that feels like a promise."

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[squash1]

gansey: “so i’m confused, when you ask me how i’m doing or try to take care of me, you’re being a good friend. but when i ask you how you’re doing and try to take care of you, i don’t respect you as a peer and pity you secretly?

adam: “you’re not confused. you nailed it, gansey.”

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[chaser]

ALT

[bitternest]

Come on Tumblr, don’t be fucking cowards

Alternatively -  come on nameless intern #102, you have a chance to be the fucking funniest person on staff.

[bitternest]

cowards

[northwest-cryptid]

Time for manual blazing, tumblr can be a coward but they can't stop us.

[tyrantisterror]

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[marvellover863]

May: i'm gonna take a shower. care to join me?

Coulson: you know honey, there's an ICER in the bottom drawer of my nightstand. if i ever say no to that question, i want you to use it on me.

May: *laughs*

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[sharkangelic]

The Ring: If I had a quarter for every time a hobbit picked me up, I’d have two quarters. 
The Ring: Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.

[markwateneymemorialcrater]

Of all the bearers of Sauron’s ring, 4 of them were hobbits.

[markwateneymemorialcrater]

I was wrong. It’s 5. Not 4

The lineage of ring bearers is as follows.

1. Sauron.
2. Isildur
3. Deagol
4. Sméagol
5. Bilbo
6. Frodo
7. Samwise

[kaispeakshermind]

I love how Deagol counts as a ring bearer even though he had it in his possession for all of like five seconds

[uberguber89]

He held it for the rest of of his life!

[animanightmate]

[Image description: Tweet by @banalplay saying “but something happened then that the ring did not intend. it was picked up by the most unlikely creature imaginable: a hobbit, the same fuckin thing that just had it for like 500 years.” End Image Description.] Link to original here. Otherwise reblogging for the final rb there, which made me cackle.

[elidyce]

From the ring’s perspective:

1. Home, the finger of my creator and other self.

2. Well, I don’t like it but I can work with this. Cause some trouble, get some revenge, find my way home, this is fine.

3. What the fuck is you?

4. Right personality, wrong species, I don’t know what you are but I hate you and I don’t know why you’re so resistant to my powers.

5. NO NO NO there are goblins everywhere how did I find another one of THESE horrible things. This one’s even more resistant than the last one and also disgustingly nice. I suffer.

6. Listen, I’ll cooperate, just get me the fuck out of this hellhole full of small cheerful people my power doesn’t work on properly. No, not like that. I hate you. Please stop. 

7. FUCK

8. (Frodo again) I still hate you with every molecule of my mortal form but at least you’re not number seven. Think I’m starting to get through finally. 

9. (Smeagol again) YES it’s you I actually missed you now get me back to the Master and NO FUCK NO I HATE YOOOOUUUUU…. *fzt* 

[pmmeyourrenamon]

[kelssiel]

you CHAIN The One Ring?! you chain it like the prisoner?! oh! OH! trauma! deep psychological trauma for hobbits for One Thousand Years!

[dduane]

Heh. :)

[wholesome-dragon-lady]

hehe

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[saintdollyparton]

I love @reallyndacarter so much.

[reallyndacarter]

Originally posted by balmerancrystalance

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[hano-dakukita]

one last 13th before her regeneration